Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

ATTENTION STAR WARS FANS!

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Tuesday, January 10, 2017

THE WEEKLY AWESOME


The official Chaospirations weekly newsletter
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First, a little video introduction:
Now, the free stuff...
FREE KINDLE E-BOOKS*
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NEW FROM CHAOSPIRATIONS
New Year, new memes!

Yes it is now 2017 and we've started a new meme sharing group on Facebook.  The MEME DUMP focuses on humorous memes that are adult-oriented and are of questionable taste, and there is no guarantee of laughter.  Join us for some ridiculous memes.

CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE MEME DUMP!

MORE NEW MEMES
These memes are brand new and have yet to be added to the website, so you'll only see them here and at the MEME DUMP.









 NEW PAGE!

We've also started a Facebook page that focuses on the Science Fiction Genre with discussions from Reddit groups, timely articles, sci-fi images / fan art and links to science fiction books trending on Amazon.com. Follow the page today!
CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW THE SCIENCE FICTION PAGE

NEW BLOG!
Our DARK INTERLUDES blog is a repository of tweets from the Netflix series "Stranger Things" and the actors themselves.  If you follow this show you'll want to follow this blog.

CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE DARK INTERLUDES BLOG




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This page lists the Top Selling Books on AMAZON and is updated HOURLY!  Books are fantastic gift ideas! Spread the word!



UMaB Quotes are hilarious fake quotes perfect for sharing on social media when you feel like messing with your friends and family. Share the heck out of these ridiculous things.



The Art of War Quotes with Animals:  This is our gift to the world.  Gorgeous and stunning photos of animals coupled with quotes from Sun Tzu's the Art of War." A must see.
GOOD GUY JOSEPH is a series of motivational memes featuring an image of Joseph Ducreux. Are you sick and tired of negative, offensive,mean, racist, sexual or slanderous memes that just drag everyone down? Here’s your positive meme alternative! Good Guy Joseph is probably the most motivational and inspirational meme on the web and he’s full of great moral and affirmative messages to give you hope and boost your positive attitude! View the entire gallery to start your day out on the right foot.



COFFEE QUOTES ALBUM:
Quotes about coffee on Facebook that is great for sharing with your fellow coffee lovers! 
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HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
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Tuesday, November 22, 2016

The WEEKLY AWESOME #3

The official Chaospirations weekly newsletter


First off, the free stuff...
FREE KINDLE E-BOOKS


LEGAL THRILLER NOMINATED FOR EDGAR ALLAN POE AWARD"Forget it Steve. I'm not having sex in the ocean."That's Victoria Lord, swimming off the Key West beach with her law partner Steve Solomon. Seconds later, a speeding yacht narrowly misses them and runs hard aground. Aboard are bundles of cash and a man who's been shot by a speargun.With Solomon & Lord, you never know if they'll end up in court, in jail...or in bed. But this time, they're headed for an explosive murder trial that will uncover secrets long buried at sea."A cross between 'Moonlighting' and 'Night Court.' Courtroom drama has never been this much fun."- FreshFiction.com


Driven by vengeance, one man declares war against the forces of darkness. After a decade spent fighting the enemy abroad and keeping his country safe, Delta Force Operator Mark Talon is ready to put his military career behind him and settle down with the love of his life in San Francisco. But Talon's world crumbles when his fiancée becomes the victim of a murderous cult.

If you sign up with a 30 day FREE trial of Kindle Unlimited, you can get these great books FREE!


For centuries the bears of Haven have lived quiet lives,high in the mountains at the edge of the great Precipice. That all changes fora young cub named Growly when he receives a mysterious message. With just his backpack and glider, Growly sets out on a desperate journey to find his grandfather's long lost friend . . . and to find a way back home.
Many people are led to believe that you are either born a leader and have the skills or that you don’t. I can remember even as a little kid on the playground that some kids seemed to have the skill to get all the other kids to listen to them. The good news is this skill can be learned.

If you are having trouble leading effectively in a way that people want to follow you it is because you are lacking effective techniques and strategies to get them to do so. The truth of the matter is that it is very important to spend time honing the correct skills. Without them is very difficult to convince someone to listen to you. This book has step by stepadvice that will maximize your potential and teach you to lead like you were born to!
A very funny science fiction adventure that will change the way you look at life, the universe and why we're all here.

Billions of years ago, our universe was born. Not reallythat terribly exciting for most life forms except of course yourselves… and,well, Phil. The poor bastard who’s had to watch over all you people the lastbillion or so years.



Free offers from Amazon.com...



Share our website links and get paid with AdFly: 
Here's how:







Please Share these pages (even if you don't do the AdFly thing), every share helps fund our website.


This page lists the Top Selling Books on AMAZON and is updated HOURLY!  Books are fantastic gift ideas! Spread the word!



UMaB Quotes are hilarious fake quotes perfect for sharing on social media when you feel like messing with your friends and family. Share the heck out of these ridiculous things.



The Art of War Quotes with Animals:  This is our gift to the world.  Gorgeous and stunning photos of animals coupled with quotes from Sun Tzu's the Art of War." A must see.
GOOD GUY JOSEPH is a series of motivational memes featuring an image of Joseph Ducreux. Are you sick and tired of negative, offensive,mean, racist, sexual or slanderous memes that just drag everyone down? Here’s your positive meme alternative! Good Guy Joseph is probably the most motivational and inspirational meme on the web and he’s full of great moral and affirmative messages to give you hope and boost your positive attitude! View the entire gallery to start your day out on the right foot.



COFFEE QUOTES ALBUM:
Quotes about coffee on Facebook that is great for sharing with your fellow coffee lovers! 
Click here to share!





HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
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Sunday, September 11, 2016

TWITTER STARTS MARKETING TO PEOPLE WHOSE MEMORIES ON FACEBOOK ARE DEPRESSING AS HELL


(Silicon Valley, CA):  Facebook may be the #1 social media network in the world, but that may soon change with Twitter’s announcement that it will begin marketing to people whose Facebook ‘memories’ are depressing as Hell.  One of Facebook’s many features is called “Memories” in which a user is shown past posts from that calendar date that will span from exactly one year prior to when the individual started their Facebook account.  For many, this is a novel way to remember fun and interesting posts you may have forgotten, but for a growing majority Facebook’s ‘Memories’ dredge up feelings of sadness and despair that were better off left in the past.   This trend hasn’t gone unnoticed by Facebook’s biggest competitor, Twitter, who plans on capitalizing on the unintended consequences of Facebook ‘Memories’ experienced by millions of people worldwide.

“Twitter doesn’t dig up the past, we are all about the here and now” stated Irene Russell of Twitter’s User Outreach Department.  “We want users to be in a constant state of discovery with funny tweets and famous celebrities making inspirational comments in 140 characters [or less if they want their tweets to be retweeted, or shared among other users]. Twitter does not force you to re-live detailed, depressing events in your life, not even vague posts that consist of the sad face emoji.  Twitter users start fresh every 30 seconds.  It is this constant renewal of ideas that we believe will appeal to Facebook users who are annually reminded that they went through a terrible divorce three years ago or that they found out that they were adopted two years ago.”

“I had just logged on Facebook this morning before work like I do everyday” stated Kevin Cooper of Kansas City, MO “when I saw the memories pop up on my phone.  As I scrolled through them a post from 2013 came up.  That day my cat had been accidentally hit by a car. Actually, it was my car, and I was driving. All those feelings of loss and anguish came flooding back.  I shouldn’t have described it in such detail, but at the time I thought people would want to know. Now I’m depressed all over again, so I shared it with my friends and family… letting them know just how I feel about seeing disheartening posts I made when I was feeling miserable. I should have never taken a selfie with my dead cat, or made that Vine of her final moments.  I hope when I see this next year I won’t get as upset reliving every second of it.”... [READ MORE]

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ALIENS POSTPONE INVASION UNTIL AFTER NOVEMBER ELECTION


(Mountain View, CA): The world has been waiting for confirmation of intelligent life other than ourselves in the universe, but we won’t have to wait much longer.  Officials from the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) institute have recently made detailed contact with what is alleged to be an intelligence from beyond our solar system, and they are coming to this planet soon, but not before November 8, 2016.  According to SETI, the E.T.’s are going to wait until after the United States presidential election to invade.

“They are coming” stated Hugh Manatee of SETI, who calls the newly discovered beings the ‘visitors,’ and who was the first to discover the astonishing message from outer space. “We found the signal about two days ago, it stood out like a sore thumb compared to all the ‘noise’ we usually get.  It was a binary signal, but in a format that we were able to translate.  After just a short time we were able to understand what they were trying to communicate.  However, the message wasn’t for us but rather… about us.” 


Going further into detail Hugh described the message to be a communication between a fleet of spacecraft approaching the Earth.  This armada of ships can now be faintly seen with the unaided eye in the night sky over North America. It also seems that the aliens are discussing strategies for their ultimate goal, invasion of the planet.  However, the extraterrestrial invaders are going about the invasion in a manner that conserves energy and resources, and they are waiting to see what happens after the November 2016 United States presidential election in order to finalize their plans. ... [READ MORE]
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