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LEGAL THRILLER NOMINATED FOR EDGAR ALLAN POE AWARD"Forget it Steve. I'm not having sex in the ocean."That's Victoria Lord, swimming off the Key West beach with her law partner Steve Solomon. Seconds later, a speeding yacht narrowly misses them and runs hard aground. Aboard are bundles of cash and a man who's been shot by a speargun.With Solomon & Lord, you never know if they'll end up in court, in jail...or in bed. But this time, they're headed for an explosive murder trial that will uncover secrets long buried at sea."A cross between 'Moonlighting' and 'Night Court.' Courtroom drama has never been this much fun."- FreshFiction.com

Driven by vengeance, one man declares war against the forces of darkness. After a decade spent fighting the enemy abroad and keeping his country safe, Delta Force Operator Mark Talon is ready to put his military career behind him and settle down with the love of his life in San Francisco. But Talon's world crumbles when his fiancée becomes the victim of a murderous cult.

By the time he graduated college, Xan Hood appeared to have everything a young, privileged modern male needed for success and adulthood.

But like so many others his age, he was afraid to take that next step. So he took a slight detour and headed west, surrounding himself wtih a class of men he had been raised to avoid. Follow Xan as he learns lessons that can only be taught by God's grace, hard work, and the presence of older men.

Sweat, Blood, and Tears is a searingly honest coming-of-age story. It is a look at how God raises a man--a story for young men and those who love them.

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For centuries the bears of Haven have lived quiet lives,high in the mountains at the edge of the great Precipice. That all changes fora young cub named Growly when he receives a mysterious message. With just his backpack and glider, Growly sets out on a desperate journey to find his grandfather's long lost friend . . . and to find a way back home.

Many people are led to believe that you are either born a leader and have the skills or that you don’t. I can remember even as a little kid on the playground that some kids seemed to have the skill to get all the other kids to listen to them. The good news is this skill can be learned.

If you are having trouble leading effectively in a way that people want to follow you it is because you are lacking effective techniques and strategies to get them to do so. The truth of the matter is that it is very important to spend time honing the correct skills. Without them is very difficult to convince someone to listen to you. This book has step by stepadvice that will maximize your potential and teach you to lead like you were born to!

A very funny science fiction adventure that will change the way you look at life, the universe and why we're all here.

Billions of years ago, our universe was born. Not reallythat terribly exciting for most life forms except of course yourselves… and,well, Phil. The poor bastard who’s had to watch over all you people the lastbillion or so years.

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ALIENS POSTPONE INVASION UNTIL AFTER NOVEMBER ELECTION

(Mountain View, CA): The world has been waiting for confirmation of intelligent life other than ourselves in the universe, but we won’t have to wait much longer.  Officials from the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) institute have recently made detailed contact with what is alleged to be an intelligence from beyond our solar system, and they are coming to this planet soon, but not before November 8, 2016.  According to SETI, the E.T.’s are going to wait until after the United States presidential election to invade.

“They are coming” stated Hugh Manatee of SETI, who calls the newly discovered beings the ‘visitors,’ and who was the first to discover the astonishing message from outer space. “We found the signal about two days ago, it stood out like a sore thumb compared to all the ‘noise’ we usually get.  It was a binary signal, but in a format that we were able to translate.  After just a short time we were able to understand what they were trying to communicate.  However, the message wasn’t for us but rather… about us.” 

Going further into detail Hugh described the message to be a communication between a fleet of spacecraft approaching the Earth.  This armada of ships can now be faintly seen with the unaided eye in the night sky over North America. It also seems that the aliens are discussing strategies for their ultimate goal, invasion of the planet.  However, the extraterrestrial invaders are going about the invasion in a manner that conserves energy and resources, and they are waiting to see what happens after the November 2016 United States presidential election in order to finalize their plans. ... [READ MORE]

SPACE TENTACLES EAT CHICAGO: BRINGS ILLINOIS BUDGET WOES TO FOREFRONT

(Chicago, IL):  If you’re wondering what you are seeing in the skies over the windy city, you’re not alone. Thousands of people gathered together outside Shedd Aquarium, Adler Planetarium, Navy Pier, and even lined the windows of Chicago’s most famous landmark, the Formerly Known as Sears Tower. It’s a bird, it’s a plane! No, it’s hungry tentacles from space, and they are quite a spectacle to behold. High overhead the world famous Chicago skyline are billowing, writhing clouds of massive tentacles winding and swirling as if in random, haphazard patterns. 

Outside Shedd Aquarium, we caught up with an onlooker and witness to Hastur’s terrible glory. “I was out here with my kids and Bobby yells up at me, ‘Mommy! Octopus!’” stated Dana Shirefield as she and her two children stood among the throngs of people outside Shedd Aquarium. “We had just come out of the aquarium and I didn’t think anything of it but he kept yelling until I finally looked up and saw about a dozen people get plucked up from the far side of the parking lot and I screamed! Oh it gave me such a scare, (laughing) I almost swallowed my gum! I screamed, the people being ripped apart were screaming.” Mrs. Shirefield consoled little Bobby who was uncontrollably sobbing while his older brother held his hand staring blankly to the sky. “Mommy didn’t mean to scare you Bobby I just got startled is all.”

Whip like at the tip and enormously girthy as one follows them to their origin, the tentacles are speculated to be the mouth parts of some colossal beast that is in a stationary orbit over the city of Chicago, but the size of the creature far above is impossible to judge because there is no visibility beyond the tentacle-packed sky, making some residents ask the question “is there anything to worry about?” ...[READ MORE]

SCIENTIST: WE ARE CLOSE TO CLONING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

(Cooks Mills, IL): In stark contrast to the rural country setting, the conspicuously subdued facility that houses APPLIED CREATIVE GENETICS LABORATORIES (ACGL) is a futuristic tower of gleaming chrome with flocks of scientists flowing to and fro in bright white lab coats. There’s a flurry of activity here.  “You can feel the energy.” One passer-by commented as we made our way to the administration building to meet the chief scientist, Dr. Frank Steinen; whose vision twenty-six years ago led him to compile a team of the world’s top visionaries in the field of genetics.

“We have but one goal here, and that is to change the course of human history.” Dr. Steinen stated. “It says so above the main entrance in the lobby by the vending machines.  Those words greet us every day. We mustn’t give up. The world, the future of mankind depends on it.”

What has brought on the excitement at ACGL is news of several technological breakthroughs that have recently come about that could give them a huge boost to the goal they are striving for: the cloning of a real, live fictional character. Dr. Mary Shelburn is the head of the exploratory research and development division, and while she talked about the project she was visibly energized. “It’s so thrilling to be alive and present while history is being made. We are so close to the genetic recreation of a being that has only walked within our imagination.”

Dr. Steinen remained hopeful that one day that science would develop enough to clone fictional characters, but after examining the new technological tools at their disposal, he is dealing in absolutes. “Within 15 years we will see the birth of a fully functioning fictional character. You can take that to the bank as your people say.”

Although the science of cloning fictional characters has come astonishingly far in just the thirty years that the National Science Foundation and other high-caliber government grants have been fully funding the operation, it hasn’t come without a price.  “We weren’t ready…” Dr. Shelburn stated solemnly “We thought we had it right three years ago, when we attempted to clone Harry Potter from the popular series written by J.K. Rowling. We never made a press release about that project so… well you are getting an exclusive right here.” ... [READ MORE]