NASA LEAK: IGNORING EVIDENCE FOR BIGFOOT ON MARS THAT DOESN’T EXIST

(ORLANDO, FL): In a startling admission, NASA scientists have disclosed that there is a secret program dedicated to completely overlook the fictional evidence that a race of human-like primates inhabit the red planet, Mars.  This baseless assumption comes at a time when both Democrats and Republicans are struggling to keep their candidates’ integrity from suffering any more in the public eye. On August 10, 2016, investigators learned of this upsetting conspiracy.  “I knew something was amiss, but I never thought they would take it to this extent.” said Andrew Corland, a North American Indigenous Primate researcher and professor at Wildman University. “Having a shadowy program dedicated to just not looking at false or misleading evidence is unheard of.” Corland continued, “Repressing factual evidence that isn’t there is what you would think that a tyrannical government would do. The worst part is the taxpayers are the ones being hurt.”

A whistleblower in the administration turned over several leaked documents to investigators, none of which implied any wrongdoing on the part of NASA or of the vast conspiracy to pay no attention to non-evidence of a Martian Sasquatch population. “The evidence just isn’t there, and that’s what’s most troubling.” Corland continued “Spending millions of dollars a year for this program is a typical example of fraud, waste and abuse.  The American people need to wake up to this mishandling of critical resources that could benefit other programs, and stop NASA from deliberately taking no notice of unsubstantiated fabrications.” ...[READ MORE]